Monday, March 31, 2008

Idiots sue CERN


Apparently a couple of idiots have decided to sue CERN in a Hawaii district court (!), along with the U.S. Department of Energy, the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory and the National Science Foundation. Mr Walter L. Wagner and Mr Luis Sancho contend that there exists a non-negligible risk that CERN's new Large Hadron Collider might generate a black hole that could eat up all of Earth-and us with it. Or it could spit out a particle called a "strangelet", which might also contaminate all matter on Earth and turn it instantly into a dead cluster of strange particles. So they are seeking an injunction to stall the construction and powering up of LHC until it has been proven such catastrophy will not happen. Which, by the way, physicists say is impossible to prove with 100% certainty. Scary, huh!
Look, idiots: I've studied particle physics in grad school and particularly quantum gravity and I can reassure you on this-you're not about to get eaten up by a black hole from CERN. Not in a million years. The truth is, according to quantum physics, conceivably anything might potentially come out of the energy-to-matter conversion process at play inside the accelerator experiments. And that precisely is the whole point! Yet there is much less of a chance that either a black hole or even a clone of U.S. president George W. Bush might come out it at any time to destroy us than the two of you ever receiving the Nobel prize in physics. That said.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Tron sweded

Here's adding to the list of sweded classic movie scenes: the Tron neon bike race. Enjoy!
Copyright les frères Hueon 2008.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

One is having a party


Copyright Steve Bell 2008. I'm speechless!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Hillary in Bosnia: Action footage



Another hilarious political video I got from FSJ's blog: Hillary Clinton dodging bullets in Bosnia. Apparently her claims were NOT exaggerated, like, at all!

That cartoon bunny


Remember that picture I just posted below with US president George W Bush hugging a cute-cute Easter bunny? Well here's The Guardian's Steve Bell's take on it (Copyright Steve Bell 2008) :)

Latino midget Hillary



I just saw this on FSJ's blog and after watching it I spent about half an hour rolling on the floor in uncontrolled laughter. OK maybe not. But still, this is crazy stuff :)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

I was wrong


In my previous post, Doraemon joins Japanese govt, I joked about the fact that, unlike their Japanese colleagues, neither French president Nicolas Sarkozy nor US president George W. Bush would ever have their picture taken with a cartoon character. Clearly I was wrong, as illustrated in the photograph above... thanks Fake Steve Jobs for pointing it out :)

Antarctica meltdown


A gigantic chunk of ice has apparently broken away from the Antactica shelf today, as had happened before both in 1995 and 2002. This time it was the edge of the Wilkins ice shelf that separated, a piece of ice which had been there for an estimated 1,500 years. It was in fact the sixth major piece of ice to have melted away from this part of the continent. The iceberg thus formed is now about the size of Manhattan. See article and video on BBC news here.

Bhutan


Yesterday the kingdom of Bhutan have held their first general election ever, by decree of former King Jigme Singye Wangchuck. The king had been slowly trying to bring the best of the modern world to his country, without sacrificing the cultural heritage and also the environmental beauty of his tiny nation. In particular, the king came up with the idea of measuring the development of Bhutan not in terms of GDP but rather in terms of what he calls Gross National Happiness aka GNP. I just find the whole idea totally fantastic! I mean, this is genius... so I've decided now I have got to learn to speak the language of Bhutan, Dzongkha. Just the name of it I find absolutely awesome :) see article on BBC there and Wikipedia entry on Bhutan here. See also Bhutan's official site.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Lego war

This essential post on c|net today points out one of the most important shortcomings of the familiar Lego bricks: the manufacturer has always been loth to provide their little brick characters with real guns. Sure, Lego knights have their sword and Lego cowboys do have revolvers but these are always period weapons-not the real deal. So far no way to fight jihad with your Lego people :(
Thankfully, this company called BrickArms is there to help us catch up with the times and fight the true conflicts of the twenty-first century! They make both figures, such as Lego terrorists or a Lego James Bond, and a credible set of weapons, including shotguns and assault rifles, and even a briefcase Uzi "for setting up failed Lego drug deals!"
See the BrickArms website for more info.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Big Bang


Two days ago astronomers from the Swift X-ray space telescope observed a spectacular supernova, believed to be by far the most intense ever recorded. It was even visible to the naked eye-see article here. Since the collapsing star itself was located at an estimated 7.5 billion light-years away from Earth, this makes it the most intrinsically bright stellar object ever observed. Scientists are still speculating on why such a distant supernova turned out to be so luminous as seen from Earth. If the explosion had occurred within our Milky Way galaxy, it would have been brighter than the sun for almost an entire minute-on the same day that Arthur C. Clarke passed away!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Dr Frenchlove

Today our beloved French überpresident single-handedly announced his plan to reduce our nuclear arsenal to about 300 warheads. This, apparently, will leave us with about half as many as we had at the height of the cold war. Money quote: he called it the "life-insurance policy" of France. Well, right now I'm feeling that much safer!

And just to show everyone how serious we are about deploying our nuking power all round the world, president Sarkozy inaugurated France's latest nuclear attack submarine, hilariously nicknamed "Le Terrible"-no pun intended. Better hope our enemies don't speak English, or at least that they have no sense of humour. Or perhaps the idea is simply to make them laugh to their deaths. But hey this is France-we're all about killing our enemies in the most humane sort of way.

In order to justify the multi-billion euro expense for our new toy, Mr. Sarkozy rightly pointed out that, although France is no longer facing a realistic threat of invasion, "the security of Europe is at stake." For instance, were the mollahs of Iran to shove a nuclear ballistic missile at us, we'd instantly respond in kind-by killing a couple million of Iranian citizens who've never asked to live in a dictatorship. Better yet, as the suicide bombers in Afghanistan and Iraq have grimly proved, the islamists don't actually care at all about the lives of their own people. So honestly I'm not really sold on the whole nuclear deterrent concept, especially at a time when our social security system is going bankrupt.

On the positive side, reducing our nuclear arsenal is a good thing, and I do feel sincerely thankful for that. And keeping a reduced nuclear arsenal still does have value in showing everybody how serious we are at defending our territorial integrity against those non-EU foreigners. I mean, imagine if the Bush administration suddenly realized they've got no-one left to bomb but us, like, after they've bombed the middle-east in Iraq, Asia in Afghanistan and East-Asia in North Korea. Scary thought!!

Happy b'day, war!

Copyright Steve Bell 2008. Thank you Steve!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Doraemon joins Japanese govt

The Japanese government has just announced the nomination of anime character Doraemon to a position they have created especially for him: the little robot cat will now be working as "anime ambassador" of Japan to, well, the rest of the world. Which means-us! Yeeaah!! And this picture is, like, sooo cuuute!!! One can definitely not accuse the Japanese of taking themselves too seriously. I mean, would you imagine U.S. president George W. Bush shaking hands with Mickey Mouse like this, or even French president Nicolas Sarkozy mingling with a group of Shadocks? See full article on cnn.com here.

Larrabee crap

Yesterday, Patrick Gelsinger, who is one of the lead engineers at Intel, gave us a hint on upcoming Intel processors and architectures. For the most part it was of course quite exciting to learn more about the direction that Intel is taking for the future of their processor designs. Indeed, it seems they are completely embracing the SIMD philosophy that they were already pursuing with their Streaming SIMD Extensions (SSE4 for short). See the relevant articles on c|net here.

This is something which of course I think it the right way because vector processing is a well-established technique for scientific and visual computing. I am glad Intel agree.

The only problem is of course with the implementation. Intel being Intel, they are implementing their great new idea the Intel way: that is, very stupidly by stacking a new set of instructions-this time called AVX-on top of their already horrendously messy x86 architecture. This is very much like building a faster and faster car each time by adding one more engine-and extra wheels-to the new iteration, complete with extra pedals and clutches inside the cabin. The bottom line for the programmer is, your get more power with every new model but the driving experience is really starting to resemble a circus exercise.

Moreover, since nVidia are becoming all too powerful with their incredible GPU's and since AMD have also bought ATI, with the intention of developing a "Fusion" chip with both the CPU and a GPU on the same die, Intel are now designing their own GPGPU (that stands for General-Purpose GPU), code-named Larrabee. The idea is excellent in principle but once again they are completely ruining it (not to use a less PC word to describe it) by building it upon the decades-old x86 architecture. Supposedly because programmers already know how to use the x86 instructions and it's too much work for them to learn something new. Poor things!

I say this is totally idiotic. For one thing, these two new architectures, AVX and Larrabee, won't be widely available for another 2-3 years at least so there's plenty of time for people to learn to use it. But more importantly, now that Intel are readying 6- and 8-core CPU's anyway, they could just as well make chips with a couple of x86 cores and an extra say, 4 Itanium cores, all on the same die. And that's what I find totally baffling about it all: Intel have already spent all this money developing this incredibly powerful Itanium chip, which is quite a neat design overall, but now they're totally giving up on it. Honestly, I think keeping the x86 architecture on life support like this is inhumane. I'm not generally in favor of euthanasia but in some exceptional cases it can be a good thing. Just let x86 rest in peace, finally!

Sayonara!

Flying elephants


Copyright Steve Bell 2008

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

R.I.P., Arthur C. Clarke

Today the world has lost a great inspirational author of science fiction, Arthur C. Clarke of "2001: A Space Odyssey" fame. He was 90 years old and was living on an island off Sri Lanka. Aside from his well-known body of science-fiction writing, Arthur C. Clarke was a true scientific visionary who is widely credited with establishing the principles of modern satellite communications, in particular satellites in geostationary orbit. Today, the geostationary orbit at 36,000 kilometers above the equator is named The Clarke Orbit by the International Astronomical Union.
Interestingly, Clarke first studied mathematics and physics at King's College London (where yours truly went to grad school) and he subsequently came up with the idea of using satellites for weather forecasting.
Later of course Clarke went on to becoming a prolific science fiction writer, which led him to a collaboration with Stanley Kubrick on "2001: A Space Odyssey" for which he shared an Oscar with Kubrick. Clarke also covered the Apollo 12 and 15 missions on CBS with Walter Cronkite and Wally Schirra.
Arthur C. Clarke had first visited Colombo, the capital of Sri Lanka in 1954 and decided to move permanently to Sri Lanka shortly thereafter, in 1956, to pursue an interest in underwater exploration and the Great Barrier Reef in particular.
Often people have asked me why I wanted to study mathematics and physics noting that I would have no other future but to become an academic professor later on-well there!
To conclude I would invite everyone to check out the website of The Arthur C. Clarke Foundation. The site of course provides a much more detailed biography and a whole lot of very interesting stuff.

Monday, March 17, 2008

The Ratrix



These guys two guys have produced the most hilarious parody of The Matrix to date, which is quite an achievement. Neo's a rat and the agents are cats running after him. Chickens standing in between beware!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Star Wars (sweded): A Cardboard Hope



Apparently a group of students followed on Michel Gondry's lead in Be Kind Rewind and so now they have come up with their own sweded version of Star Wars. Very popular on YouTube at the moment-hilarious :)

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Chinese sci-fi plane



Today c|net is reporting this rumor about a new sci-fi looking Chinese stealth bomber, which reminds very much of the U.S. B-2-except even more sci-fi looking than the B-2!! See the video or the post here.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Enceladus flyby


Today the Cassini space probe did a spectacular flyby of Saturn's moon Enceladus, known for its geysers of thin ice particles. The probe even flew through the plumes to make measurements of its composition. This really is great stuff-see here.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Be the Invaders!!


The guys at Wired Mag have just relayed the announcement that Taito, a subsidiary of video games publisher Square Enix have come up with a remake of Space Invaders-except this time YOU can be the invaders!! And it's for the Wii!! Just for that particular game I'd buy a Wii. See here.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Science for the day


Today the scientists of the Cassini spacecraft mission have suggested the possibility that Saturn moon Rhea might have its own set of rings. This is indeed quite spectacular, although so far they haven't published any direct images of the rings but you can always check out these pictures of Rhea that Cassini took here.

The Camden Town Group


Since I'm in London this week I could not pass up the opportunity to go and see one of the many excellent art shows that are on display at the moment. This one was at Tate Britain and it was dedicated to the Camden Town Group, the most famous member of which must have been Walter Sickert, also suspected of being Jack the Ripper! So far no damning evidence has really ever been produce to indict him, perhaps aside from his morbid fascination for the notorious Camden Town Murder, which inspired him to paint a whole series of canvases. Each picture in the series is representing a naked woman lying on a bed, assumed to be a prostitute, together with a man threateningly standing over her while still completely dressed. That, somehow, did strike me as totally odd, like Sickert himself could have been the murderer and he was going back over his exploit, displaying it braggingly to the whole world. At the very least I strongly had the impression, judging from the canvases, that Sickert would have loved to have been the murderer.
That said, the whole show in itself I found quite impressive, well curated, and most importantly the art was extremely interesting beyond its great aesthetic appeal. For the most part the Camden Town artists focused on some resolutely modernist themes to go with their post-impressionistic style. For instance Spencer Gore spent a lot of time and effort picturing the activity of the horse-drawn taxis of London and their drivers around 1911-1912, basically at a time when they were being systematically replaced by motorized vehicles. Gore himself was a keen rider apparently and so he loved painting horses, with a fondness that showed on the canvas.
A number of portraits are also on display and most of these imply a strong social commentary. For instance Harold Gilman painted this great picture of his landlady in Maple street, Mrs Mounter. The whole composition, showing the old woman with a scarf wrapped around her head sitting at the table where tea is served, emphasizes the innocence of a hard-working old lady and invites sympathy from the viewer. Gilman himself was a socialist at heart and so was keen to depict themes relating class and the difficult lives of the working poor in London at the turn of the century.
Another important series of canvases, which struck me as very strong, is depicting scenes of life in Britain during the first world war. These go from Sickert's portrayal of a group of Pierrot performers playing to an audience on a public square but everybody and the whole scene looks sad and exhausted. We also see soldiers being taken care of at a hospital ward, where they had been brought back from the Battle of the Somme, in which about 420,000 of their English comrades had been massacred.
I shall not go into a detailed critique of the whole show but I do hope the above will give anyone who likes art the motivation to either go the show if they can or simply pick up a book about Walter Sickert and his Camden Town friends. Worthy stuff indeed.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Disappointed :(

One of the first things I would like to rant about, since I have now found in blogger such a fantastic outlet for my personal views, is my rather strong disappointment regarding the new Apple MacBook Air. I was really counting on Apple to deliver a credible successor to my fabulous PowerBook 12", which I'm still using after more than three years since I bought it from the Apple Store in LA. I mean, this laptop has followed me all around the planet, in London, Paris, Los Angeles, Tokyo-everywhere. It's been my companion for all this time and now I'm quite worried by the thought it might pass out for some reason, either because the screen or video card will be showing signs of photonic fatigue, or the hard-drive will suddenly start feeling not-so-hard anymore... who knows!!

This new MacBook Air, as much as I'm a fan of both Real and Fake Steve Jobs, I must say, is just crap! Not being able to switch batteries on a long flight from London to LA or Tokyo is simply not acceptable. Precisely one of the reasons I had bought the PowerBook 12" in the first place was because a) it was just the right size to open almost-comfortably on a coach seat over the Atlantic and b) of course, I would always bring with me that extra battery I had been careful to recharge just the night before taking off. Now my hopes of replacing my beloved PowerBook 12" are dashed, at least for a while.

But that's OK-I actually need a computer with a real serious GPU now, so I'm gonna HAVE to splash $2,000 on a MacBook Pro 15" he he he :)

My inspiration

One more thing I'd like to mention upfront: one of my main inspirations for starting this blog has been Fake Steve Jobs! for those of you who don't happen to know about FSJ, please check out http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/. Not that I actually intend to write in the same style or on the same subjects but it's really after having so many laughs reading FSJ that I realized how much blogging might be fun :)

There's a start

Dear friends and all,


since nowadays it's become so fashionable to blog all one's musings, significant or simply completely meaningless, I just thought I'd give it a try before forging for myself a definitive opinion on the whole blogging phenomenon. Well, at this minute, it's not bad at all, I must say. For one thing, I actually love to write in general, whether en anglais or in French (notice how in French one would write 'anglais' without a capital whereas in English you do put capitals on language names-how interesting! the fact is, I'm a maniac about spelling, or more exactly I do find the whole subject quite interesting.)


Well anyhoo, blogging seems like a lot of fun because to me, writing is so much fun in the first place!! And wherever relevant I shall be blogging in the many languages that I enjoy learning and speaking, whether in English, French, German, Spanish, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, etc... this is sooo cool... at least when I completely figure out how to 타 자 를 치 다  in all these alphabets... Kanji could be a little hairy but Hangeul is quite alright!

Generally speaking, I intend to post random things and thoughts that I find interesting, exciting or simply lots of fun regarding just about any subject I can come up with. I hope you all will enjoy reading it!


Best,

Jerome.