Paris for President

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Well so far I had been loath to formally endorse a candidate for President of the United States. As it turns out, I shall endorse neither of the two big candidates. I mean, Barack Obama's strategy to pull out quickly from Iraq I find difficult to believe, while Mc Cain's so old I'm just afraid he'll be too focused on fighting the commie Soviets to do anything about the economy.

So I endorse Paris Hilton for President, like, totally. You go girl!